This is one of the funniest pieces of writing I’ve seen in ages. And so bloody true!
I do an opinion on this having seen a clip from the awards on the news, and to be honest?
The key thing that made me turn it off was sheer cringe making, arse clenching embarrassment.
Not because I was shocked; The most shocking thing about it was the size and colour of her tongue, she looked like she had macroglossia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macroglossia) and couldn’t contain it all in her head at once.
Put it away love, purlease, or at the very least buy a scraper and change your diet as from the look of it, you may be suffering from a little constipation?
You may think I sound a little uncharitable and scathing but I tend to get really bored and irritated by people who try to shock. Madonna in particular used to grateon me something rotten.
Back in the not so distant past, when I…
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